Goon out

Ready to goon out for Me? Plans this weekend? A date? No, I don ‘t think so. You have a date with your hand. You’re...

Goon your brains out

You don’t need to think about a thing now, just listen to My voice, stare at My curves & stroke, stroke, stroke! This is your...

Binge, gooner, BINGE!

binge, gooner, binge! You’re going to binge and goon so hard for Me! I’ve made plans for you, so get a bottle of sniffers. It’s...

Pay to goon

It feels good to pay to goon. Your porn addicted brain has been so warped that even buying porn gets you hot and bothered. You...

Gooning made you gay

You can’t stop and now gooning made you gay! It’s a funny thing. The more time you spend watching porn and gooning the more kinks...

Mindless gooning addict

Your silly man brain is such a distraction. You know that with Me you can switch it off, ignore it completely and lose yourself. All...