Your tiny cock deserves this
Take your cock out and stroke it, I want to see it! Oh… Um. Well, that changes things. You could be enjoying some jerk off...
Ruined orgasm & SPH
Oh it’s you, of course you’re here to rub that tiny dick of yours. Always rubbing away, not stroking, no, you can’t stroke something that...
Rejecting your tiny cock
You radiate small dick energy, it’s part of the reason women won’t give you the time of day. You’ll forever be one of those men...
Your inadequate dick
You will need: Paper, pen, string. We’re getting creative today, pin dick! Nothing complicated, I know better than to ask too much of a horny...