Gooners don’t want lockdown to end
Gooners like you don’t want lockdown to end. You’ve loved it. You don’t have to go to work, you don’t have to go out with...
Pussy free until 2022
Pussy free until 2022 sounds like something you can commit to, right? Say it. Say you’ll be pussy free until 2022. Promise Me. I know...
Avoid rejection stay home and stroke!
It’s for the best if you want to avoid rejection, stay home and stroke for Me like a good little addict. Rejection hurts right? You...
You are nothing without Me
I think lockdown has exposed a lot of things. Some peple are getting married, some people are getting divorced, some people have realised the importance...
Involuntary celibate
I can’t imagine what life is like you sexless, rejected losers. I’m an attractive woman, I could have sex with a different man every single...
Why women reject you
I bet you’ve felt different for your entire life. You’re not quite like the other boys, are you? They seem to have it so easy!...