Tag: homewrecker

Tribute Me on your date

Happy Valentine’s day! Aren’t you supposed to be on a date? But you’re sneaking around to tribute Me? Naughty naughty. You can’t keep Me out...

I sent her a Christmas card

I’m feeling so festive today. Mulled wine, the stove is on, the tree is decorated and I’ve been writing Christmas cards! Why am I telling...

Pornosexual reject

I know that sometimes you fantasise about Me, you think about all the things you’d like to do to My body, you imagine how it...